Union Maid:
99. 2004-04-18 (4512 kb) 6:19

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
I've had my lungs checked out with X rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Times when the day is like a play by Sartre
When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order -
I gave the doctor my description
I tried to stick to my prescriptions

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Afternoons will be measured out
Measured out, measured with
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback
I could change the test results that I will get back
I've watched the summer evenings pass by
I've heard the rattle in my bronchi ...

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Afternoons will be measured out
Measured out, measured with
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
(2x)

 [Intro - 4/4 time, all chords 1/2 measure each]



    F F F Bb F F F Bb C C C C



 [Verses]



    F               C               F          Bb        C

    What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy

    Times when the  day is like a   play by    Sartre

    Maybe if        I could do a    play by    playback



 F                        C                  F       Bb        C

    There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so  easy

    When it seems a       book burning's in  perfect order   

    I could change the    test results that  I will  get back 



 Ab                  Db                     Eb

    I've had my      lungs checked out with X rays

    I gave the       doctor my de           scription

    I've watched the summer evenings        pass by



 Ab                  Db           Eb             Fm    Db

    I've smelled the hospital     hallways

    I've tried to    stick to my  presciptions

    I've heard the   rattle in my bronchi    



  [Chorus]



    F       Bb

    Someday I'll have

 F                      C

    a disappearing hair line

    F       Bb

    Someday I'll wear

 F                     C

    pajamas in the day time



  [Extended Chorus (play 2nd and 3d time through)]  



 Bb         F 

    Oh .... oh .... oh

    C     F

    After noons will be

    Bb            Dm

    measured out, measured out, and

    Bb

    measured with

 C        F                Bb

    coffe spoons, and T.S. Eliot