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Union Maid:
176. 2004-07-08 (204 kb) 1:18
186. 2004-07-26 (539 kb) 3:32
315. 2005-01-18 (568 kb) 3:44
353. 2005-03-23 (3.06 MB) 3:19

Audio:
2005-06-20 Broadway Beanery

Prolific moments of sheepish hauntings
They're not scary, what's scary is a wanting
Of all the things you already have
All the things you already have

Father play me a vacancy
Momma say that you'll make it up to me
With all the things you already have
All the things you already have

My mind is handsome and unbound
I just can't summon up the sound

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Can I have your attention
This is a shelter from the world
Repeat after me

What’s your issue, [it's like a] slasher film
Predictable and laughfully gruesome
Like all the things you already have
All the things you already have

Bite your nails and string out your gum
[These] nasty habits they want to become
All the things you already have
All the things you already have

My mind is handsome and unbound
I just can't summon up the sound

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Can I have your attention
This is a shelter from the world
Repeat after me
Repeat after me

There’s a wire tap to the phone
You can sell but you can’t own
[What] was a [...][tone]
[...] you [...] leave us all alone

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Can I have your attention, please
This is a shelter from the world
Repeat after me

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Can I have your attention, please
This is shelter from the world
Repeat after me
Repeat after me
Repeat after me

You stand at attention
Repeat after me
Repeat after me

Prolific moments of sheepish hauntings
They're not scary, what's scary is a wanting
Of all the things you already have