Union Maid:
112. 2004-05-01 (351 kb) 1:27
168. 2004-06-29 (1551 kb) 2:10
190. 2004-08-12 (216 kb) 0:53
201. 2004-08-23 (562 kb) 2:19
207. 2004-08-29 (560 kb) 1:19
225. 2004-09-21 (575 kb) 2:22
279. 2004-11-28 (1514 kb) 2:32

Audio:
2004-10-02
2004-10-04
2004-11-12 - The Bitter End
2005-02-18
2005-04-21
2005-04-23
2005-04-24
2005-05-02
2005-06-10
2005-06-11 - The Point
2005-06-20 (complete set ~ 35 MB)
2005-10-06 London, UK

2006-10-07 Glasgow
Alternative title(s):
Biography
Do that

Transcribed by:
Briel

Definitive biography
It don't is long
Short secrecy
Inquisitive stenography
Replace the private part of publicity

No, I don't do that
I won't do that
I don't do that
Type of thing

Come to keep away
The magistrate
From the birth defects
That you cultivate
In a dog eat dog eat world
They breed easily
When the flags unfurl
The pledges to preceed

No, I don't do that
I won't do that
I don't do that
And my bird won't sing
No, my bird don't sing

Definitive biography
It don't is long
Short secrecy
Inquisitive stenography
Replace the profit for publicity

No, I don't do that
I won't do that
I don't do that
And my bird won't sing
No, my bird don't
My bird won't
My bird don't sing
My bird don't sing!