Union Maid:
45. 2003-08-02 (415 kb) 2:42
49. 2003-09-03 (1424 kb) 2:59

Grabbing nickels on nightstands
Playing beer games with boy bands
Yeah the backstage is the best place
To kick back and unwind
Chasing tail through the front bar
Killing time doing tricks with cards
Waiting to perform before the face you left behind

It must be the saddest situation
When your drunk on graduation
And everyone around you wants to fill your cup
Cuz although it’s mesmerizing
You know it’s just the exercise
In hopes that you’ll be moved and hung

It’s dark inside the Rosebud now
He chews his cud like a holy cow
As he stands outside the garden wall
just to scout his tongue
There’s more than six flasks in the front row
Show is down with the chance of uh-oh
All these, the things he thought about when he was young

Well I don’t know for sure
No I don’t know any more
Well I’ll tell you there’s one thing I know for sure

It’s the saddest situation
When your drunk on graduation
And everyone around you wants to fill your cup
Cuz although it’s mesmerizing
You know you’ll just be excersising
In hopes that you’ll be moved and hung
In hopes that you’ll be moved and hung

Yeah it’s the saddest situation
Yeah it’s the saddest situation
Yeah it’s the saddest situation
The saddest situation that I ever did see
And I'm just thankful that will never happen to you and me