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Union Maid:
17. 2003-04-17 (2655 kb) 5:34

The crowd and I caught you crawling across the floor,
Making your way to the bathroom door.
It was at that very moment. I didn’t know who to hate less or more,
Myself, the angry crowd, or your soul that was poor.
Poor little soul, won’t you pour me another drink, and....

Pass that girl, cause she doesn’t seem to mind.
Pass that what’s in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon,
And maybe on that judgement day, I won’t be in the room.

I saw the conversation, from miles away.
It was something like, hello, your name and the standard credential array.
It was a confirmation of an adoration smile, no strings attached, no bills to pay.
Laughing louder, you let out the false I’m hip hip hooray.
Well hip hip hip, hip hip hooray!
You know I always say...

Pass that girl, cause she doesn’t seem to mind.
Pass that what’s in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon,
And maybe on that judgement day, I won’t be in the room.

Look at what you get for all of your friction and your rubbing.
We’ve been waiting around now, for what seems like the eternal hour.
You can pray to the gods of your social clubbing,
While I’ll wear my secret decoder ring, you know it has mystical powers.
You know it didn’t cost a think.
You know it even sings...

Pass that girl, cause she doesn’t seem to mind.
Pass that what’s in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon,
And maybe on that judgement day, I won’t be in the room.

The Crowd and I - by Matty

I don't have the intro little solo thingy, but here are the chords. Check the bottom for the bassline riff in the chorus. Make sure you use Barre chords!!

A		  D		    C#m	            Eadd9
The crowd and I caught you crawling across the floor, 
A		  D	      C#m	   Eadd9
Making your way to the bathroom door. '
A			   D			   C#m		       Eadd9
It was at that very moment. I didn't know who to hate less or more,
A	         D		          C#m		   Eadd9 
Myself, the angry crowd, or your soul that was poor. 

B	      	       E			  Eadd9-one strum
Poor little soul, won't you pour me another drink, and.... 

A	       B 		    E7  bassline riff
Pass that girl, cause she doesn't seem to mind. 
A		     B			           E7 bassline riff
Pass that what's in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time 
A		      B			   E7  bassline riff
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon, 
A			    B				E7  bassline riff
And maybe on that judgement day, I won't be in the room. 

A		D		    C#m     Eadd9
I saw the conversation, from miles away. 
A				D				    C#m	     Eadd9
It was something like, hello, your name and the standard credential array. 
A				   D			   C#m		    Eadd9
It was a confirmation of an adoration smile, no strings attached, no bills to pay. 
A		      D        			     C#m            Eadd9
Laughing louder, you let out the false I'm hip hip hooray. 

B		     E
Well hip hip hip, hip hip hooray! 
Eadd9-one strum
You know I always say... 

Chorus
 
A

D					     C#m                  Eadd9
Look at what you get for all of your friction and your rubbing.
A			D			    C#m			Eadd9 
We've been waiting around now, for what seems like the eternal hour. 
A			D		  C#m	            Eadd9
You can pray to the gods of your social clubbing, 
A			D			C#m		      Eadd9
While I'll wear my secret decoder ring, you know it has mystical powers. 

B
You know it didn't cost a thing. 
E			Eadd9
You know it even sings... 


Chorus



   Eadd9     E7  Bassline   Hold on last note till next line of chorus.
I---7----------0------------------------------------------------------------------I
I---7----------0------------------------------------------------------------------I
I---7----------1------------------------------------------------------------------I
I---6----------0------------------------------------------------------------------I
I---7----------2------------------------------------------------------------------I
I--------------0-----2-3--5-------------------------------------------------------I