Audio:
2004-04-10
2004-10-04

Union Maid:
65. 2003-12-26 (219 kb) 0:55
92. 2004-04-12 (4717 kb) 6:37
483. 2006-07-31 (2.88 MB) 3:09
537. 2007-03-15
540. 2007-04-14

It doesn't have to be clever
It doesn't have to be new
It doesn't have to be a guilty pleasure
It doesn't have to be true

It doesn't have to make sense
It doesn't have to be funny
It doesn't have to make sense, no
It just has to make money

Ahhhhhhhhh
Try too hard
But you try too hard
You try too hard + 6 more

It doesn't have to say no
It doesn't have to say yes
It doesn't have to have anything to show
It just has to the best

But hey there's no pressure
To perform or compete
No, there's no cautionary measure
To admit your defeat [?]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
You try too hard x 8

But no, that's not the way it should be
No no, it should come off easy
No no no, that's not the way it should be

It doesn't have to be clever
It doesn't have to be new
It doesn't have to do anything at all
Doesn't have to be true

But still you try too hard
Try too hard (Ahhhh)

Try too hard x 16